I met two people, one named Brain and the other Pinky
Brain was always serious and Pinky was just fun-fun silly
They both trod along with Pinky in much pain;
Pinky was hit again and again.
Pinky just blurted poit, troz, egad
Brain would hit him hard, on the head; oh, it was so
Whenever Brain was down, Pinky was there,
With his poit and narf he'd rid him of his despair.
Everyday Brain's plans to rule the world would fail
They would try and try but, alas, to no avail.
But then came the devil, the world's richest nerd,
The most dorky, perhaps the world's biggest bird.
He talked to Brain and he came up with a plan; it was all
He would give Brain the world and in return he would give
Brain wanted the world, but he could not give up his
After all, with Pinky gone, who would he offend?
Pinky knew Brain wanted the world, so he signed the
Committing himself to serious pain, death, in fact.
He was doomed forever working for the world's richest
He had no choice but to use Windows 98, like that which
It was terrible, all those crashes and errors,
He longed for the Macintosh, he wanted something
Finally after a week, Pinky grew insane,
Like the people in 1984, he could not complain.
Brain had taken over the world with the help of
Although he enjoyed his reign, he was guilty because of
Pinky's life he had taken.
He thought of a plan to free Pinky from the fool
He could not bear to see Pinky drowning in a lifeless
So Brain got the Supreme Court to define the laws,
He put the nerd out of business and removed its
Everybody rejoiced with the removal of Gates,
The police went to his house and blew up the place.
Pinky and the Brain celebrated all day and night,
Knowing that finally, everything is set right.
- Jason Weng